Dear Pervert In The Sky

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On a flight from Nairobi to Lagos last year, I had the most disturbing encounter ever. It was like any other day, airport hassle and all?, I got through all of that and boarded the flight, when I got to my sit, my seat partner was a middle aged man, I smiled and politely said hello and pointed at my sit beside him, he smiled back and only moved his leg for me to squeeze through?(my sit was the middle sit and he was on the outer sit). ________

While try to squeeze myself through I felt a hand breeze through my waist?, since it was for a very brief moment I convinced myself that it was an accident. Few minutes after the flight I felt another touch on my thigh? (it was really quick), I looked at the guy beside me, he kept a straight face like he didn’t know what happened. So I decided to wait and see if it will happen again?. ____________

I felt it again for the third time, I was angry ?, I simply tapped the guy and said “brother, if any of your body parts touches mine again I will bite you ” (I wanted to convey my message with an element of surprise so that he knows that he doesn’t have a monopoly on craziness). The shock on his face made my day ?, then I called a flight attendant to report and also to inform her that there is a high chance I will bite my co-passenger. After that, he requested to have his sit changed. (it’s not everyday you find someone willing to take time out of their busy schedule to bite you ??) ___________

If you are ever on a flight and your co-passenger decides to make you uncomfortable, please know that it is okay to put on your savage crown ? and make them 10x more uncomfortable ✌?. .

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