“I Miss My Dildo,” Female Activist Who Called President “A Pair Of Buttocks” Says As She Regains Freedom

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A University lecturer and staunch feminist, Dr. Stella Nyanzi, who called the Ugandan President, Yoweri Museveni a ‘pair of buttocks’ has on her social media page revealed the things she missed most while in prison.

The Makerere University lecturer following her freedom revealed that it was a traumatizing experience for her to be in prison adding that she battled with illness and missed her children.

She further stated that she missed her Dildo which was not allowed into the prison with her because masturbation was forbidden for incarcerated persons.

The 42-year-old activist who was charged on April 10 under the section 24 and 25 of Computer Misuse Act, 2011 was granted a sh10m non-cash bail by Buganda Road Court last Wednesday is expected to return to court next Thursday.

She said regarding her time in prison: “When I was in Luzira Women’s Prison, I really really really missed my dildo. Sometimes my desire was so overwhelming that I cried as other inmates snored deep into the night.

“You see, masturbation is forbidden in prison. In order to eliminate this practice, the prison warders go as far as not permitting roll-on deodorants with the moving ball on top, into the prison. They confiscated three of my roll-on deodorants, including one that I bought from the prison canteen.

“And so, tonight I am recharging my dildo with Energiser batteries, as I start my count-down to Thursday when I go back to court. There is no pleasure, no sweetness, no blissful moment, left in Uganda for the masses living oppressed by Museveni’s dictatorship.

“And so, tonight, I will assert my rights to dildo-based adult pleasure, and do so every coming night until my court hearing. Should the state drag me back to jail, I will be a satiated woman”

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