A man simply identified as Andrew faced the real-life equivalent of that dream most kids have of going to school and somehow discovering that you’ve got no clothes on while the rest of the school laughs in glee.
Andrew purchased a sex doll and while using it got stuck, in pain and unable to get it off himself, he had to call the Sheriff’s department for help.
Help came, but the rescuers were more than a bit bemused by the sight that met them. Andrew obviously embarrassed, asked for more help to be halted, but the officers said they needed more help to extricate the man.
“I’m in pain, Don’t judge me,” he kept screaming in agony.
“If you don’t want to be judged, don’t call the sheriff’s department,” a male officer replied
Things got worse for Andrew as he had to be asked some rather embarrassing questions. “Are you stuck inside or under,” a female officer asked.
Andrew replied: “A little bit of all that.”
A male officer then asked in a bemused manner; “Can I ask you a question, man to man? And I don’t know her very well (referring to the sex doll). Are you going in the front or back cos I honestly can’t tell.”
“Right now, I’m doing the front ’cause I already, I sort of messed up the back a little.” Andrew responded.
“sort of messed up the back?” said the male officer, to which Andrew complained that he was being judged.
The male officer then turned to the and gave a PSA of sorts: “Kids at home, in case you’re watching, there’s a whole lot of predicaments in the world you can get out of with a simple understanding of some physics and some chemistry. So what’re you gonna do?”
With a lot of effort, the officers were finally able to extricate Andrew from the doll.
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