Tonto Dikeh should have asked Baba Suwe first. Maybe that is the difference between new school and old school, Baba Suwe knew how to keep his cool. Or at least entertain Nigeria in a more convincing matter. And now here is the simple Tonto Dikeh come along with Instagram photos of damn near medicinal marijuana, soon as NDLEA gets a whiff, she gets stiff, shivering all over twitter.
Tonto nobody needs to hear you copping a plea. You have a bad girl image to protect but you are no Rihanna. Rihanna can get away with the mary jane because she ACTUALLY has nerves of steel, and unlike you, the super high grade chronic she gets from her supplier allows her to stare at life through her rearview mirror (shut up and drive rings a bell). Tonto you cannot be a learner and be trying to form Janet Bond, infact that should be the title of your next movie. But can you pull off the stunts or would you like Rihanna to be your stunt double?
When life goes beyond Giuseppe Zanotti and all other things shoe game, one simply needs to step up the clue game. Tonto get a clue! The NDLEA is not coming to get you, unless the oga at the top wants to see if you can twerk or pop or something. No need to be alarmed, just keep calm and tweet more disjointed nonsense. At a time, when sisters like you need to lend a voice to causes less mundane than say “which brand of bleaching skin cream do you use?” Or “how to spell your name on weed?”
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