Guys, sometimes it’s hard to tell if a woman is into you or not. All women do it, and it would be considered a massive problem if it weren’t for their brilliant use of feminism to mask their elaborate scheme to enslave men.
Here are five sure-fire ways to know if a woman wants to sleep with you:
1. She Gives You “The Look”
Pupils dilated. Upper lids fully retracted, while the bottom lids push up. The eyes will dart back and forth rapidly as she flicks her tongue from side to side and bears her teeth. This means that she’s ready to mate, and it’s a clear go ahead.
2. She Pounds On Her Chest
Usually, this behavior was only seen in males, but thanks to the ‘pussification’ process in the war on boys, women have stolen chest pounding to indicate a desire for sexual conquest. Now, when a woman pounds on her chest, she’s not just mocking men or announcing her lesbianhood, she’s actually trying to have sex with men and show her dominance over the other heterosexual females. Go talk to her, see what she has to say or grunt about.
3. She Flashes Her Genitals At You
This is one of the key signs. A woman who is interested in you will often lift up her skirt or dress to reveal her vagina to you from across the bar. Unfortunately, because of feminism, women are no longer allowed to wear skirts. They have to wear a man’s pair of pants and they’re not allowed to be housewives or enjoy cooking. Thus, sometimes genital display isn’t available, and a woman will use the sides of her palms to pound on her vagina area DX “suck it” style to let you know that she wants to start a family with you.
4. She Lets Out A Bit Of Urine Near The Entrance Of Your House
Feminism is a work in progress, and it’s still not customary for women with money to purchase a husband as a fancy accessory like a race car or a gun or yacht. Unfortunately, if a woman tries to buy a man a bunch of nice things in order to win him as a trophy husband, the man will often feel intimidated. That’s why despite work to remove gender roles, it’s sometimes best to just revert back to our animal instincts. When a girl likes a guy, she’ll follow him home and urinate around the entrance to his nest. The urine pheromones will lead the man back to her place, where intercourse will take place.
5. She Gets Wet
I’m not just talking about the pussy here. A sexual aroused human female will also drool at the sight of a man she is trying to copulate with. While men also do this, often as a part of the illegal rapist act of catcalling in which they turn into cartoon wolves, the reason for female drooling during courting is much different. As most human pairing has taken place in bars in recent history, women evolved a defense mechanism of drooling very visibly when they know they will leave with a man that night; that way, in the event she attempts to file false rape accusations later, there will be plenty of witnesses that will have observed her incapacitated droolier state earlier at the bar.
Source: thoughtcatalog.com
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