It’s Saturday , time to laugh out all the stress of the week away. This is why we have compiled these hilarious jokes for you.
If you are ready to laugh, keep reading.
A pregnant girl on my Facebook list finally gave birth…
Now she’s been uploading her baby pics every 20mins, and this makes me feel like I am raising her child with my data bundles.
The best way to know a Nigerian Girl’s real name is to ask for her bank account details… That’s when “Natasha Hills” turns to “Chinasa Okoro lobatan.”
Don’t you feel cheated and angry wen you open a bag of chips only to find that it’s 30% Filled? Well, Ladies… That’s how guys feel when they open a padded Bra!
Those of you who your Facebook profile says, “Living in UK and working in Ife or Lagos.”
I’m not saying you are lying.
I’m just bothered… How are you coping with the transport fare?
Some guys will say a girl doesn’t like them because they don’t like money… You self do you like yourself as you don’t have money?
“Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow.”
A Girl will like you for being funny… 3 months later when she’s angry, she will tell you, “You think everything’s a joke?”
A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
No Drug is as Effective as a Bank Credit Alert. It can wake up your dead cells in a matter of minutes, return your lost appetite and even make you smile during a Funeral Service
I can’t stand these grown men in their 30s thinking they’re too young for marriage… Adam was only 7 days old when he married Eve!
Pidgin English is the only language where Questions and answers can be the same thing. QUESTION: Light dey? ANSWER: Light dey.
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