Pastor Beaten to Coma As Condoms Fall From Bible While Preaching

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A serious drama similar to one of our favorite Nollywood movies broke out at the Toyota Bus stop near the popular Ladipo Spare parts market, when a Pastor was dragged out of a bus and beaten to coma after condoms allegedly fell out of his Bible while he was preaching to fellow commuters.

The “Pastor” had embarked on the journey at Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people in the bus, using very strong words like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex, you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”

“People in the bus were so moved that some started falling under the anointing,” said an eye witness, Mr. John Mbakogu, who was on his way to his shop at Ladipo.

“People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man even fell out of the bus under the influence of the spirit. It was amazing – until he raised his hands to cast demons out of one girl, and two condoms fell out.”

Some men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the sermon about sex suddenly got angry and pounced on the pastor, who all of a sudden started shouting: “I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!”

Policemen had to be called to the scene to save the pastors life. So far, two arrests have been made.

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