Top Tweets from Covenant University Chapel Memories trend

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Twittersphere was bogged  with Covenant University students and alumni reliving their fondest memories from CU chapel services.

Here are a few quotables:

 

  • Why r u looking morose? are u d mother of ROSE – Rotimi registrar
  • The A/C just doesn’t mess up when Papa is around”
  • Remember, appreciation is the application for more
  • In Papa’s voice* Will you stop laughing right now ? STRANGE CHILDREN!!!
  • A 1st class degree without 1st class spirituality makes you A̶̲̥̅ first class fool – Pastor Austin
  • That night when they Kept us till like 2am just cos dey wanted to announce New council members!!
  • Most of y’all be saying #MemoriesCUchapel when truly y’all be stabbing and be having memories of when they release defaulters list
  • When pastor Austin was speaking in tongues and said merci beacoup oduduwa lol
  • Sleeping like you practising how to die
  • And u will be letting them press ur breast like agege bread”- pst Victor”
  • Please someone should cc that choirister that was singing ‘Ka to the left, Ka to the right’ biko
  • I miss papa, pastor Ojeme and pastor Ntia…. I haven’t see such wisdom anywhere”
  • A song writer says’there is something that makes me run into your presence, my helper!’ What’s that man’s name
  • When papa said ‘finally’ and we were still there after one hour
  • That awkward moment when you’re tweeting #MemoriesCUchapel & papa RT’s u. Your expulsion letter will come as a tweet
  • Who remembers that choir gal ” ka ka ka ka ka ka ka (X 20) kabiyesi o ese o
  • If you know u are not with your bible step out now. That’s when you see boys tearing bible into 2
  • She was giving testimony then she said “..and the robbers shot at me and I saw the bullet
  • When attendance unit members switch off the machine and say it has stopped working
  • If you are not grateful, you are a great fool
  • Professor Aize Obayan’s big hair
  • LMAO!!2012 departure service that guys were snatching babes’ scarfs to use as tie.
  • We shall be praying for cofenant unifassity “@ExquisiteJosh#MemoriesCUchapel Dr Omotosho – In this 2nd leg of Prayer…
  • Since you birds have decided to fly without pearching, we hunters have learnt to shoot without missing -Prof C.K.Ayo
  • Who remembers that departure service papa pursued us and made us all squeeze ourselves inside the chapel?
  • When papa says the girl in white & you know you are wearing a green shirt and you have to check to confirm”
  • We use your school fees to maintain the grasses in this school – papa” … your school fees isn’t in our budget.”
  • NOT GOING TO CHAPEL FOR A WHOLE SEMESTER AND THEN GOING ON THE LAST DAY TO TEAT ATTENDANCE WITH MY FLOOR MATES
  • Luwe luwe luwe…luwe!!!!! Lululuwe..luwe!!!!!
  • When Papa turns up ehn! That man knows his onions. He knows his calling!
  • When Mama said “receive d blessings of d breast”nd some pple still be lookin lyk my T-D board”
  • When they say we shud remain standing cos them lecturers are going out…
  • In Aize Obayan’s voice* Not unto us O God, Not unto us, but unto you
  • In VC’s voice *believe you me*

 

via@Nation

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