Anti-Social Media Bill: Is it a laughing sturvs or something like a joking sturvs?

Imagine, you wake up one morning and you’re told not to near any medium that is social. That if you try it, you will spend two years in jail.

 

One Nigerian Senator Ibn Na’Allah, after bigstouting and nkwobing, proposed a two-year jail term for the abuse of social media with the option of a N4 million fine. Abuse means many things. But senator is too inebriated.

 

Abuse can be when Linda Ikeji posts sturvs every minute. Abuse might even be when you finish your friend’s data just to argue with strangers on FB. Abuse is when you tweet Na Allah go punish Na’Allah.

 

But, let’s not fret because we don’t know the real definition yet.

 

I remember, one time, in Ijesha, many houses always carry this sign “Post no Bill”. And, when you post a bill, it gets ripped apart by secret hands. Sometimes, these senators should learn to post no bill in the house, haba! When everyone is trying to paint a fine house, Na’Allah is trying to dirty the house with dirty.

 

This change is a laughing sturv, walahi